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Time Can Be a Funny Thing …

Daylight Savings Time begins March 9, 2014. Celebrate with a few jokes!

March 7, 2014
When the clocks "spring forward," it's the first real sign that winter may finally be behind us! This year, Daylight Savings Time begins at 2 a.m. on Sunday, March 9th. Most computer and electronic clocks will automatically reset themselves and jump one hour ahead but you may want to adjust any manual clocks in your home before you go to bed so that you will be on time for your Sunday activities!

And, while you and your family are enjoying some extra daylight, share a few of these jokes that have to do with time.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back for/four seconds!

When does a clock strike thirteen?
When it's broken!

Why didn’t the clock work?
It needed a hand.

At what time does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn.

How do you know if your clock is crazy?
It goes “cuckoo”!

Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?
Because she wanted to see time fly.